The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
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He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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