I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
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He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
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Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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