Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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