We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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