Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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