physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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