no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
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