then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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