I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
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If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
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Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Randomize