Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
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Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
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I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Everyone says I win the strip club
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.