I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
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A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
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he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler