The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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