He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
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There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
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I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
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