Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
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It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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