Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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