let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
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