if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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