dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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