i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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