I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
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And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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