Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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