I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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