my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
is it fun? or sober?
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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