what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
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Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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