Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
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