yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
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I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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