so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
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weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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