Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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