windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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