Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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