I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
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you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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