Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
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