i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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