Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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