so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
wrigley field is MILF paradise
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
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