No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm like, not good at living.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
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