Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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