this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
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Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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