Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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