im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
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Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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