Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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