Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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