We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
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