I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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