I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
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I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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