it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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