If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
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Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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