I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Dick very happy bro
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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