apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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