how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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