so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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