u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
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thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
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If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
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