I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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