Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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