I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Green mimosas i think yes
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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